I was walking down the sidewalk and I bumped into an incredibly attractive person. They were perfect – flawless hair, clear skin, stylish clothes – I was awestruck.
We locked eyes for a second and they were out of my life.
I looked up and saw the Paramount Pictures logo painted on the side of a truck.
Things are always so perfect in the movies.
They had just gotten done with a car chase, gunfight and car crash combo right in front of Penn Station. A film crew turned the street into a crime scene; cop cars swarmed, traffic smashed into itself and the street was littered with glass and car parts.
The cameras stopped rolling and a group of three people came to clean up the street.
While an incredible event transpired in front of a hundred people, on the corner waiting for the roads to open up was a banker, furious he had to wait an extra five minutes to get home.